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Whatever floats your goat, whatever your goat floats on… who are we to tell how it's supposed to be told?
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First of all, we love that this ferret's name is an alliteration. Florence the ferret sounds like a princess name in a kids' show, and we're all rooting for this.
Second of all, let her be people-y as much as she wants! She's already a pet, she already lives in your house, and she's named like a human. But Florence the person doesn't sound as wholesome… it just sounds like a robot trying to do a “How do you do, fellow kids?” to humanity.
Florence the ferret, we love you. You may think you're a person as much as you want.
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Well then, you now have a couple of feathered cats. Very rare and cute, you should be happy. They sometimes lay eggs, but that's only because they're bilingual.
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We know attitude. We even know cattitude (just look at your cat - they're probably giving it to you right meow). But get ready for goattitude - when you humpf and jump away on a rock to scream. Feel like it applies to you? Congrats, you have your inner goat within you. Baaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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